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I'd really, rather be high five-ing you.

My name's Rachel and I'm a wannabe writer like most people who start blogs. I'm an art school dropout who wants to go to cosmetology school. I'm a lesbian who is finding okcuid and living in the suburbs infuriating. I have schizoaffective disorder so I'm probably crazier than your craziest friend, but if you were to meet me in person you most likely wouldn't be able to tell. It took me a long time to get in a good head space to be able to write that last sentence, but I'm tired of being embarrassed of a mental handicap that I can't control. My life is really limited sometimes but once in a while it's awesome. So here we go...

wikipedia entry for schizoaffective disorder

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  • jennabee:

drunkirishhusbands:

This article on Fred Franzia, the owner of “Two Buck Chuck” wine, is absolutely hilarious.  Definitely a recommended read.  Here a few a few choice quotes:
 “’We buy wineries from guys from Stanford who go bankrupt. Some real dumb-asses from there’”
“There’s even a war against the guy who rents the portable potties for the field workers: When the guy raised his prices, Franzia went for his sword and shield; he’s buying his own portable johns now. ‘To you, that’s a sh*tter,’ he says, pointing to a blue kiosk. ‘To me, it’s a profit center. It’s a sh*tter war. You got to have a war at all times.’” 

This gentleman is fantastic.

    jennabee:

    drunkirishhusbands:

    This article on Fred Franzia, the owner of “Two Buck Chuck” wine, is absolutely hilarious.  Definitely a recommended read.  Here a few a few choice quotes:

     “’We buy wineries from guys from Stanford who go bankrupt. Some real dumb-asses from there’”

    “There’s even a war against the guy who rents the portable potties for the field workers: When the guy raised his prices, Franzia went for his sword and shield; he’s buying his own portable johns now. ‘To you, that’s a sh*tter,’ he says, pointing to a blue kiosk. ‘To me, it’s a profit center. It’s a sh*tter war. You got to have a war at all times.’”

    This gentleman is fantastic.

    Posted on March 30, 2010

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